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My seminar class today featured my tutor showing Portia how to fake a virginity test using nothing more than a tea strainer and some vaseline...

And now, having slept only between five and nine this morning, I am going back to bed.

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*big grin* I've told you about the Blue Peter Method of contraceptive, right? Off a true or false quiz about safe sex I took when I was fifteen or so: 'In an emergancy, some cling film and an elastic band will do.'