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[anotherusedpage]

My seminar class today featured my tutor showing Portia how to fake a virginity test using nothing more than a tea strainer and some vaseline...

And now, having slept only between five and nine this morning, I am going back to bed.

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[vampire-kitten.livejournal.com]

Always a useful thing to know...:s

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

Sleep well! And, dude, how does one fake a virginity test using nothing more than a tea strainer and some vaseline?

(I have sudden images of Blue Peter presenters armed with sticky-backed plastic and loo rolls doing really rather odd things...)

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

*big grin* I've told you about the Blue Peter Method of contraceptive, right? Off a true or false quiz about safe sex I took when I was fifteen or so: 'In an emergancy, some cling film and an elastic band will do.'

[fu-manchu12.livejournal.com]

I have three questions at this point. But I'm going to deliberately not ask them...

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

What were the othe two?

[cottonwoolfairy.livejournal.com]

I am.

So how exactly do you? Please enlighten us all.

[herringprincess.livejournal.com]

also intrigued as to the how....

[we-love-smudger.livejournal.com]

*nods in agreement with all other comments*

Yeah. Spill it sister. Perhaps an unfortunate turn of phrase but my scientific curiosity is in an state of extreme pique.