Random observation...

[anotherusedpage]

Despite the presence of fu_manchu12, synergetic, awroe, knirirr, darwinian_man, thalassius, fhtagn and shimgray on my flist, I still catch myself thinking of phatsam as the only bloke on my friends list...

Mebbe it's all the drinking beer and watching football posts, althought I didn't think I was that shallow. And in that case, knirirr's motorbike and martial arts posts ought to be just as convincingly blokish.

Anyway. Having insulted the masculinity of a large proportion of my male friends, was there anything I actually wanted to say?

I'm sitting here spreading soft cheese on pitta bread with a fork.

My essay title for Elisabeth for next week is almost literally 'go away and write 2000 words on anything at all'. The actual theme is History and Usage of the English Language, but she didn't even hand out a reading list. Apparantly they're easy to find online.

Restoration Tragedy keeps being less totally spectacularly shite than I'm expecting.

And in general, today sucks considerably less than yesterday did.

xx

Comments

[funnynamehere.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm so manly.

[funnynamehere.livejournal.com]

And I swear a lot.

[shimgray.livejournal.com]

If it's any help, I thought at least one of the above was a woman. Admittedly, I hadn't met them, so I suppose that counts as mitigating circumstances...

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

hehe I really wanna know who, now :)

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

*coughfhtagncough*

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

phatsam is the only person on that list I've never met face to face. Do we reckon that says something?

[fu-manchu12.livejournal.com]

Typical. After all my efforts, I'm still not properly accepted as a man.

I learned the rules of cricket! I took a special course in remembering to leave the toilet seat up! I'm having my nose-hair implants next week! And yet it hasn't worked...

*sobs, interspersed with manly gruntings*

[shimgray.livejournal.com]

Whilst these days I can understand not being able to tell the difference at a glance, I had no idea of his existence until I met him, and as such the chance of my thinking he was female when I hadn't yet met him was fairly limited.

(For some reason, despite him occasionally explicitly saying otherwise, I kept thinking awroe was female.)

[fu-manchu12.livejournal.com]

(For some reason, despite him occasionally explicitly saying otherwise, I kept thinking awroe was female.)

Easily explained - you must have seen his Rocky Horror picture :D

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

No, Ed, we've been round this before, real men aren't afraid to show their tears. Lookie, now I can prove it!

[funnynamehere.livejournal.com]

Only when really drunk though.

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

:P fair enough.

[vampire-kitten.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to get armpit hair too :P

And probly some down your back, if you going for the real ogre bear type :)

[awroe.livejournal.com]

Aha! My master plan is working.

*tries desperately to work out what it was and fails*

Damn, will have to work on my manliness

*flexes muscles*

Football! Offside Rule! Big Powerful Cars!

Nah, not convincing anyone...

[awroe.livejournal.com]

Which is so much better than the photo with you on...

Wait, 'twas the same one... Found here, I think. Although the foreign beauties found here are much prettier. :)