For the attention of Stevie Gerrard fans:

[anotherusedpage]

My brother swears blind he heard on the radio a news story saying that Steven Gerrard and other Liverpool footballers were mobbed by gay fans after having a christmas do at a gay club...

Reaction one: OMFG!!!11!1! Squeeeeeee!

Reaction two: I don't believe my brother heard and I didn't.

Reaction three: They really do make it easy for us sometimes, don't they?

Reaction four: ... my brother knows me well enough to pass on stories about liverpool players and gay clubs. And he actually smiled when I bounced up and down in front of him. I'll make a slasher of that boy yet.

Reaction five: Did I mention the squeeeee?

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[lucy-lupin.livejournal.com]

I'll make a slasher of that boy yet.

Can you imagine the smut a typical straight hormonal teenage boy would inflict upon the world? If my brother was a RPSer, he'd probably pair Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharpova together *wibbles.* Quel horreur. I think I'd take the HP fandom Mary Suers over that anyday ;)

Actually to be fair to my brother, he says he likes natural-looking girls who don't spend a lot of time on their appearance. Which rules the two above out. Although I think any male who's the least bit intelligent and nice will say that...

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

Ah, he's too lazy to actually write anything ;p I just want someone to squee about goal celebrations at...

(And Kournikova/Sharapova makes very pretty pictures in my head, I have to admit.)