One of the more amusing spam offering money mails I've had recently....

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Dear Sir,
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs Sajida al majid,
a widow to Late Sheik Ali Hassan al-Majid, I am 74years old, I am now a new
Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, i was
converted to christain while in Guy's Hospital london by some christain
missionaries


From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite
obvious that I won't live more than six months according to my doctors. This is
because
the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.

My late husband was killed during the US raid against terrorism in Iraq,
and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late
husband
was very wealthy from oil dealings during the time of SADDAN HUSSEIN and after
his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.
The doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than six months, so
I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of
the less privelage all over the world.
I selected your organisation after I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the
sum
of $20.000,000.00 Million Us Dollars to your organisation, for the
development and also for the less privileged.

Please I want you to note that, this fund is lying in a Security Company
here in london ,upon my instruction, my attorney, will file in an application
for the
transfer of
the money in your name or the name of your organisation.

Lastly I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for
the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition
without
Christ is vanity upon vanity.If you have to die says the Lord, keep fit and I
will
give you the crown of life.May the Grace of our Lord , the love of God,be with
you.


I await your urgent reply to my private emaill address
(sajida@fastermail.com)
Yours in Christ,

Mrs Sajida al majid

This particularly amuses me as I'm fairly sure it's another attempt from the people who harvested my spam e-mail adress from the opengoal site. Which means that the organisation that this lovely newly converted soon to be dead Christian wants to support with her $20 (mis-placed decimal point also amusing, I'm assuming it's meant to be 20 thousand) exists solely for the promotion of homoerotic fantasies about football players...

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I love it... you could use the money to encourage them to come out and declare their love for one another...