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Jan. 14th, 2007 07:47 pmanotherusedpageMore Captain Jack crossover fic, written as a birthday present.
Warnings for boysex.
‘Accio underwear!’ Harry whispered somewhat desperately, and then wished he hadn’t as several pairs of miscellaneous pants and a rather attractive bra wizzed through the air and landed in his lap, quashing all hopes of a quick, quiet and dignified getaway.
‘Have you got places to be?’ Captain Jack Harkness asked, sleepily.
‘Quidditch practice,’ Harry lied, his voice squeaking somewhat more than he’d hoped for.
‘In that case, hadn’t you better be waking up your attractively freckled friend first?’
Ron’s hair was falling across Jack’s chest, and his breathing was deep and slow. Harry had a sudden mental image of Ron’s hair falling across Jack’s – well, lower than his chest – his breath hitching in great, hysterical gasps.
‘I don’t think I want to be waking up my attractively freckled friend ever again,’ Harry thought, and then realised he’d said it out loud. He groaned. Jack was looking at him expectantly.
‘You’re not supposed sleep with your best mate,’ Harry tried to explain. ‘You’re just… not.’
Jack looked surprised.
‘Then who are you supposed to sleep with?’ he asked.
‘He has a point,’ Ron said without opening his eyes.
Harry disentangled himself from the bra, and flung it vaguely in Hermione’s direction. She batted it away sleepily, and then sat up with a jolt.
‘Harry?’
‘Yup,’ said Ron, his eyes gleaming.
‘And…’
‘Yup, him too.’ Ron grinned.
Hermione buried her face under the pillow.
‘I’ll never live this down,’ she moaned. ‘I’m never coming out.’
‘You don’t have to!’ Harry shouted. ‘That’s a problem reserved for the rest of us!’
‘You’re a sexually liberated woman,’ Jack said. ‘If you minded sharing your boyfriend with me, you might have said so last night.’
‘I don’t mind sharing my boyfriend with you,’ Hermione said. ‘But on reflection, I mind sharing my bed with a Slytherin.’
‘That’s a little small minded,’ Harry muttered, blushing.
‘Some of us are trying to sleep,’ Draco said, rolling over and pulling the blankets over his head.
Fandom: Should be obvious.
Disclaimer: Yeah, they belong to JKR and RTD. Just in case anyone was wondering, they're all over-age in my head. What happens in the privacy of you lot's filthy minds is up to you, though...
Warnings for boysex.
‘Accio underwear!’ Harry whispered somewhat desperately, and then wished he hadn’t as several pairs of miscellaneous pants and a rather attractive bra wizzed through the air and landed in his lap, quashing all hopes of a quick, quiet and dignified getaway.
‘Have you got places to be?’ Captain Jack Harkness asked, sleepily.
‘Quidditch practice,’ Harry lied, his voice squeaking somewhat more than he’d hoped for.
‘In that case, hadn’t you better be waking up your attractively freckled friend first?’
Ron’s hair was falling across Jack’s chest, and his breathing was deep and slow. Harry had a sudden mental image of Ron’s hair falling across Jack’s – well, lower than his chest – his breath hitching in great, hysterical gasps.
‘I don’t think I want to be waking up my attractively freckled friend ever again,’ Harry thought, and then realised he’d said it out loud. He groaned. Jack was looking at him expectantly.
‘You’re not supposed sleep with your best mate,’ Harry tried to explain. ‘You’re just… not.’
Jack looked surprised.
‘Then who are you supposed to sleep with?’ he asked.
‘He has a point,’ Ron said without opening his eyes.
Harry disentangled himself from the bra, and flung it vaguely in Hermione’s direction. She batted it away sleepily, and then sat up with a jolt.
‘Harry?’
‘Yup,’ said Ron, his eyes gleaming.
‘And…’
‘Yup, him too.’ Ron grinned.
Hermione buried her face under the pillow.
‘I’ll never live this down,’ she moaned. ‘I’m never coming out.’
‘You don’t have to!’ Harry shouted. ‘That’s a problem reserved for the rest of us!’
‘You’re a sexually liberated woman,’ Jack said. ‘If you minded sharing your boyfriend with me, you might have said so last night.’
‘I don’t mind sharing my boyfriend with you,’ Hermione said. ‘But on reflection, I mind sharing my bed with a Slytherin.’
‘That’s a little small minded,’ Harry muttered, blushing.
‘Some of us are trying to sleep,’ Draco said, rolling over and pulling the blankets over his head.
Fandom: Should be obvious.
Disclaimer: Yeah, they belong to JKR and RTD. Just in case anyone was wondering, they're all over-age in my head. What happens in the privacy of you lot's filthy minds is up to you, though...
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Date: 2007-01-14 09:25 pm (UTC)WIN!
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Date: 2007-01-15 12:38 am (UTC)Yay for HP orgies :-) I am rather amused that despite the cut tag I was wondering which fandom it was going to be in... because phrases like 'accio' are now part of my normal vocabulary.
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Date: 2007-01-16 10:09 am (UTC)(Okay, for me it was Sci-Fi authors, Ancient Civilisations and Philosphy- but I was never invited to teen gangbangs with louche american time travellers)
But the last novel should so feature a pregnancy among one of the students, or a related muggle. I do not know of anyone who went to school where there wasn't at least a case of unwanted pregnancy every other year. I find it a bit naive that JKR doesn't examine that the later novels.