Well thank fuck for that

[anotherusedpage]

I have a CRB check. I have officially never been caught molesting any children, and I have the piece of paper to prove it...

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[knirirr.livejournal.com]

I had one of those done, but never got any piece of paper from it. What a swizz!

[fhtagn.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. Hopefully things will move forwards for you now.

[Of course, I parsed that as "I have never officially been caught molesting ..." first time around, which caused me quite a double take.]

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

*snerk*
Yeah, that was vaguely deliberate.

[sushi-radical.livejournal.com]

*re-reads*

Oh yeah!

As in... only just realised it wasn't 'never officially'... XD

[potatofiend.livejournal.com]

Unless we count Sophie. ;P

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

... I don't remember molesting Sophie. Did I molest Sophie?
*grin*

[herringprincess.livejournal.com]

Congratulations :-) Did you get a vague sense of fear when you were about to open it, like maybe you had this terribly criminal record that you'd never been told about or completely forgotten? Or ermmmm was that just me and my catholic guilt complex? :-S

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

I had fear, yes. *grin* Ah, paranoia, that most friendly and helpful of human responses.

[antoniabaker.livejournal.com]

hello, have we met in real life? we seem to have a lot of friends in common. well done on the nonmolesting thingy :-)

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

Almost certainly, although I can't place you right this moment. I've OULEsed a bit in my time, I was Sir Grevious Bodily Harme in Hilary, and wrote chunks of the script of 1001 Night Stands but was absent for the performances in Trinity, and before that you might have noticed me crashing OULES cast parties, or up in Edinburgh the year before last, when I spent most of my time with OULESies despite being up there with a different cast (Maskerade, where I met countess_rezia...
Anyway. Hello. *grin*