More Procrastination Poetry

[anotherusedpage]

This candidate
May have some, all, or non
Of the following conditions:
Dyslexia, dyspraxia,
Dysphasia, dysgraphia,
Dyscalculia, Dys
Candidate may have
working memory disorder
Dys candidate may be
Mentally ill, or may
Have working memory
Dysorder. Dys candidate
May have Dysmorphia
Bodily, gendered, or
Other. Dys candidate
May have
ADD, OCD
ADHD, ME
Dys candidatate
May have
An inability to cope with
Combinations of
Letters of the
Alphabet
Dys candidate may
Be dysapproving
Dysorganised
Dysinclined
Dysrespectful
Dysproportionately
Dyscouraged
Dysaffected
Dysgusted

Or in extreme cases
Dyceased

Just thought you might
Like to know

Comments

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. That's genius.

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

why thankyou :)

[mejoff.livejournal.com]

superb

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[herringprincess.livejournal.com]

Heh heh :-D Brilliant. Made me laugh.

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm glad! :)

[herringprincess.livejournal.com]

Just got wrysprygoat (who has just come into the room) to read it, and he said it was 'very clever' and 'hilarious' :-)

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[mi-guida.livejournal.com]

That really is great. Will try to see you briefly Sunday if I can, though don't want to disturb xx

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

*grins* Perfect.

[(Anonymous)]

Hi Jess

This is Sue - Please may I have permission to circulate your dys poem to dys teachers!! Love it! very funny.

Love Sue

[anotherusedpage.livejournal.com]

*grin* Go right ahead!

(The sheet you have to attatch to your work if you have a declared SLD here genuinely includes a list of about fifty conditions...)