Ohgod I have out of proportion RAGE at the reactions to queer Shakespeare criticism I was reading this afternoon....
'Since Martius and Commius are characters in a play, not people with a real life beyond the stagem ut makes more sense to enquire what these [queer] metaphors have to do with war, military values and social conflict than to ask how these men spend their hypothetical private moments'.
Now, although as far as I'm concerned anyone who doesn't want to speculate about what the two pretty angsty men are doing together off stage is just plain wierd, the statement in itself might initially seem perfectly reasonable, no?
Except he then goes on to spend the NEXT THREE PAGES going NOT GAY NOT GAY LALALA I CAN PROVE THEY'RE NOT GAY SO NOT GAY BECAUSE IT'S REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THAT THEY'RE NOT GAY! AND WHAT'S MORE NEITHER ARE LAUNCELOT NOR GAWAINE. NO ONE IN LITERATURE IS GAY! OF COURSE NOT! NOT GAY! LALALALA!
And then totally failing to go on and address the issues of 'war, military values and social conflict' that I bloody well do in my queer reading thankyou very much.
AND it's a totally circular argument. It goes. 'Launcelot? NOT GAY! NOT GAY! Just ignore the fact that he kisses men more often than he kisses women. That's just normal in romance literature and NOT AT ALL GAY! And Martius, right? Martius is based on Launcelot and other characters from chivelrous romances who are NOT GAY and therefore Martius is NOT GAY too.'
For someone who doesn't care what theses guys do inmy head their hypothetical private time, methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.
And now I'm all irritated.
'Since Martius and Commius are characters in a play, not people with a real life beyond the stagem ut makes more sense to enquire what these [queer] metaphors have to do with war, military values and social conflict than to ask how these men spend their hypothetical private moments'.
Now, although as far as I'm concerned anyone who doesn't want to speculate about what the two pretty angsty men are doing together off stage is just plain wierd, the statement in itself might initially seem perfectly reasonable, no?
Except he then goes on to spend the NEXT THREE PAGES going NOT GAY NOT GAY LALALA I CAN PROVE THEY'RE NOT GAY SO NOT GAY BECAUSE IT'S REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THAT THEY'RE NOT GAY! AND WHAT'S MORE NEITHER ARE LAUNCELOT NOR GAWAINE. NO ONE IN LITERATURE IS GAY! OF COURSE NOT! NOT GAY! LALALALA!
And then totally failing to go on and address the issues of 'war, military values and social conflict' that I bloody well do in my queer reading thankyou very much.
AND it's a totally circular argument. It goes. 'Launcelot? NOT GAY! NOT GAY! Just ignore the fact that he kisses men more often than he kisses women. That's just normal in romance literature and NOT AT ALL GAY! And Martius, right? Martius is based on Launcelot and other characters from chivelrous romances who are NOT GAY and therefore Martius is NOT GAY too.'
For someone who doesn't care what theses guys do in
And now I'm all irritated.
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Date: 2006-05-09 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-09 05:13 pm (UTC)I would point out that what you said wasn't particularly helpful, or relevent given what she was upset about.
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Date: 2006-05-09 05:16 pm (UTC)I was not defending her critic, so there's no call to have a go at me, and I never said that Jessie said that every close male friendship has to be gay, k?
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Date: 2006-05-09 09:03 pm (UTC)